Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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