on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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