yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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