That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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