Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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