I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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