420 ftw
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize