Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Randomize
