I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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