Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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