at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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