and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Randomize
