in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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