I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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