I wannas sexs uuuuu
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
