doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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