I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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