she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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