end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Come on in and take your pants off
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