And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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