whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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