I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
time to smoke my breakfast
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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