I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
