then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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