My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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