dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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