and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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