we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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