You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
If I die, sorry about rent.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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