I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
