i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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