She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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