she kept yelling 'call me bella'
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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