Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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