White coat. Heels.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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