that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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