VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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