I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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