still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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