For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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