Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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