So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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