I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
im about as happy as oj after his trial
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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