this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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