"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
ugly people sure do ruin things
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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