I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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