I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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