This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
