The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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