I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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