This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
