right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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