I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
