I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
